Every Airline has Problems. Not Every Airline is Lucky Enough to Have This Guy.

When I first heard his voice softly trying to hypnotize us, I thought our flight attendant was Jim Gaffigan. Actually, his name tag said Smoaky.

“You’re getting sleepy…” Whispers a quiet voice over the comm system as he tries to soothe the savage beasts.
“Close your eyes…”
“You don’t want anything to drink…”
“Peanuts give you gas…”

Then louder:
“Check the belt on your seatie, give a hug to your sweetie, this Boeing is goin’!”

Back to quiet:
“If you fall asleep right now when we wake you in Charlotte, the flight took five minutes. Stay awake and it’s over 2 hours and 20 minutes. The choice is yours.”

I love to fly Southwest.

2 comments on “Every Airline has Problems. Not Every Airline is Lucky Enough to Have This Guy.

  1. Mandy says:

    I hope he flies to Buffalo.

    • He also sprinkles a few Jesus Christs here and there when serving drinks and advised us to knock down slow people deplaning because he hadn’t eaten since yesterday evening and couldn’t leave until every single person was off the plane. I feel bad for the other attendants because they just can’t compete with him.

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