This is Why the Idea of Hiking is Always Better than the Reality

A:  “That was a bobcat!”
J:  “It looked like a squirrel.”
A:  “There aren’t any squirrels up this high. Have you seen one squirrel?”
J:  “There are squirrels everywhere.”
A:  “No, because there are no nuts up here.”
J:  “Oh, I disagree.”
A:  “It was a bobcat.”
J:  “How big are bobcats?”
A:  “Like this.” (holds arms very wide)
J:  “Then what I saw was way too small to be a bobcat.”
A:  “Jesus Christ – they come in SIZES!”

There are no nuts when you hike up to this elevation. Except the one you're married to.

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About deepfriedyankee

I am a parade of one. A seeker of bathtubmarys. A lover of Mardi Gras, bacon and marbles. I have the patience of a saint. A very, very flawed saint.
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2 Responses to This is Why the Idea of Hiking is Always Better than the Reality

  1. Haw haw! Great post! Thank you for sharing!

    … following your blog …

    ~ Oh God, My Wife Is German

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