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The Flashing Manifesto

Disclaimers:   1. If you don’t have a sense of humor, you might not want to continue reading this. 2. I don’t know how much experience you’d need to be called an “expert” in this area, but I don’t claim to … Continue reading

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Males of Mardi Gras Field Guide

Quick disclaimer:  All men pictured in this blog post are Certified Bourbon Street Gentlemen, no matter what description they happen to be hanging out by.  You can consider them eye candy. Extra disclaimer:  I realize the gender binarism to this … Continue reading

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I Really Didn’t Need to Know That

Here I am, just minding my own business making the Wal-Mart list, when I get this sage advice from the recliner: “By the way, don’t ever use your scrubby glove to scrub your private parts. It takes off skin.” W. … Continue reading

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The Secret Southern Slang

I tell you this because I care, dear northern friends. Many of you have started saying this cute little southern colloquialism and run the risk of saying it to someone southern. Bless your heart. In the words of Inago Montoya … Continue reading

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What I Didn’t Take Pictures of in Memphis

Some of the best stuff happens when you don’t have a camera, or have one but don’t think to use it.  So it is with this past weekend’s trip to Memphis.  Turns out that after downloading pictures, I find that some of … Continue reading

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In Which We Get Verbally Dressed Down by Immigration…

CLT Immigration Officer to my husband (please read IO with a Jamaican accent as well for extra realism):  Mr. Andrew…what do you do for a living? Andy:  Nothing.  I was a student and I just graduated. IO:  And what did you do before … Continue reading

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The Best of the Redneck Jokes

While looking for a file at work, I realized just how overgrown all the drawers have become and how disorganized things are.  So I start looking through all the junk I can throw out and get sidetracked by a folder … Continue reading

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